What We're About
WHAT WE DO: Here's the deal: you give us $0.77 and we'll give you one thing to do. That's it. Simple.
HOW WE DO IT: There are no parameters. We don't take requests. It's a very simple transaction. You give us seventy-seven cents and we will give you something to do.
WHY? Doesn't matter. Maybe you're bored. Maybe you're curious. Maybe you're looking for purpose in your life. Maybe you have seventy-seven cents burning a hole in your pocket. Think about it. Earlier today someone you know asked you, "Whatcha doin'?" to which you undoubtedly responded, "Nothin'."
Nothin'? NOTHING? Friend, you didn't know it, but you were exactly seventy-seven cents away from a more substantive answer to that question.
FAQs: "What kinds of things to do?" "What if you give me something to do that I don't want to do?" "What if I'm morally opposed?" "What if I'm financially or physically impaired from doing what you ask?" "What are you going to do in return?"
FAAs: Let's be clear: you don't have to do anything. Our transaction begins when you give us $0.77 and ends when we give you something to do. Whether or not you do it is totally up to you. I mean, frankly, you might as well. You've already paid for it. Why not get your money's worth? But that's your prerogative*.
*For the record, all sales are final and we have a rock solid "no refunds" policy.
As for the types of things to do, well, I can tell you this: they will vary in style, scope, and degree of difficulty. We will not ask you to break any laws.
But maybe you're not a risk-taker. Maybe you need more input before you make your decision. That's cool. Tell you what, we'll keep a record right here on this blog of everyone who's purchased something to do, and the something to do they received. And we'll post the feedback we get from our customers.*
Most of all, we will not raise our fee. Ever. The cost of Things to Do will always be 77 Cents. There's no amount of global warming, nuclear winter, or monkey torture that will change that. For every man, woman, or child (above 18, or with parent's permission) who is looking for something to do and has seventy-seven cents to spend on said thing, TTD77C will provide that something to do. And that's a promise.
So let's get BUSY, America!
Sincerely,
Darci Ratliff
President, TTD77C
Make your secure credit card payment today, via PayPal:
Get busy DOING or get busy dying.
*Yeah, we've really fallen behind on posting that feedback. Maybe later?
HOW WE DO IT: There are no parameters. We don't take requests. It's a very simple transaction. You give us seventy-seven cents and we will give you something to do.
WHY? Doesn't matter. Maybe you're bored. Maybe you're curious. Maybe you're looking for purpose in your life. Maybe you have seventy-seven cents burning a hole in your pocket. Think about it. Earlier today someone you know asked you, "Whatcha doin'?" to which you undoubtedly responded, "Nothin'."
Nothin'? NOTHING? Friend, you didn't know it, but you were exactly seventy-seven cents away from a more substantive answer to that question.
FAQs: "What kinds of things to do?" "What if you give me something to do that I don't want to do?" "What if I'm morally opposed?" "What if I'm financially or physically impaired from doing what you ask?" "What are you going to do in return?"
FAAs: Let's be clear: you don't have to do anything. Our transaction begins when you give us $0.77 and ends when we give you something to do. Whether or not you do it is totally up to you. I mean, frankly, you might as well. You've already paid for it. Why not get your money's worth? But that's your prerogative*.
*For the record, all sales are final and we have a rock solid "no refunds" policy.
As for the types of things to do, well, I can tell you this: they will vary in style, scope, and degree of difficulty. We will not ask you to break any laws.
But maybe you're not a risk-taker. Maybe you need more input before you make your decision. That's cool. Tell you what, we'll keep a record right here on this blog of everyone who's purchased something to do, and the something to do they received. And we'll post the feedback we get from our customers.*
Most of all, we will not raise our fee. Ever. The cost of Things to Do will always be 77 Cents. There's no amount of global warming, nuclear winter, or monkey torture that will change that. For every man, woman, or child (above 18, or with parent's permission) who is looking for something to do and has seventy-seven cents to spend on said thing, TTD77C will provide that something to do. And that's a promise.
So let's get BUSY, America!
Sincerely,
Darci Ratliff
President, TTD77C
Make your secure credit card payment today, via PayPal:
Get busy DOING or get busy dying.
*Yeah, we've really fallen behind on posting that feedback. Maybe later?
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